Penis Painting

The act of urinating, and pulling it in too quick. It often results in penis painting, the dots of piss visible through pants.

Jacob: Dude! Nice penis painting, faggot!
Dylan: Stop looking at my cock, faggot!
Jacob: Well maybe if you learned how to piss correctly..*blushes at the clue to his homosexuality*

by Holatisbejamie October 4, 2008

CANDY PAINT

WHEN YOUR BITCH DRESS LIKE UR CAR

IF YOUR DRIVING A RED CAR, THEN YOUR BITCH MUST WEAR RED
THAT'S WHAT CANDY PAINT IS

by NIGGAPOWER195 October 1, 2009

Painting her nails

Used to describe the 'job' of a woman who leaves all the breadwinning to her partner, so instead has 'occupation' of sitting home and enjoying the comfort of doing nothing. The term derives from what women apparently love doing best as their pastime.

"He goes out and works his butt off while she sits at home, painting her nails"

by Devil Jones March 4, 2008

Paintbrush

When a man pops a woman's cherry and dick slaps someone with his blood soaked erection painting the side of their face.

She kept screaming from the pain so I gave her a paintbrush.

by SplittingThingInHalf April 25, 2012

Take a coat of paint off his ass

To be really close to one's ass.

I told him to take a coat of paint off his ass.

by Slash September 17, 2003

Paint

In Barbados, paint jus means to have sex

Yeah, she gon get paint tonite

by Iilly January 24, 2005

Paint

Paint is a synonym of cool

Paint shoes you got there mate.

by Ezrom Is A Cool Guy August 29, 2009