spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"

skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"

by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024

Cross

n: a thing they nail people to

Jesus was nailed to a cross.

by SoliquidForLife December 30, 2019

crossed

eating chips and queso while drinking a dr pepper in your dorm room at 4 am

James: “Are you okay?”

Emma: “I’m so crossed right now.”

by soobn August 26, 2023

star- crossed lovers

the kind of lovers that for some external reason cannot be together. originates from an old tale, where 7 daughters of a god and goddess lived in some sort of heaven, one of them was a weaver, the best actually. she begged her mother to let her go down to earth, after a while her mother agreed but she had to go with her sisters. they were all playing around in a little river when all of the sudden a man appeared, he was a farmer he was walking with some kind of cow, and he fell for her, she was the most beautiful person he had ever seen and so did she. she decided to stay with him to make a life of their own and they did. until she decided to go visit her family in the heavens, her mother was furious, she actually did not let her go back down to earth for a while, it didn't matter how much she begged her mother wouldn't break, after what it felt like years her mother agreed to let her go down again but she wouldn't be able to go back to her anymore. so she did. even after everything that happened they were able to love each other in the end.

i hope this ain't you cuz tbh it sucks. take careee

star- crossed lovers.

friend: so how did it go with him at the end?

me: well, let's just say that the stars were not in our favour.
friend: I am sure you guys will find your way to each other again.
me: I hope so.

friend: you guys are just star-crossed lovers.

me: I was hoping you wouldn't say that. now our love is in the hands of something we don't know or can control.
friend: it always works at the end, or in another life. just keep true to your love for them.

by hopelesdreamer August 29, 2022

Limit the cross

Only legendary Pakistani people whom I don't know speak this and he is definitely not a cricketer.

Girlfriend: I'm pregnant
Boyfriend: you have limit the cross
*Goes to buy milk*

by Limit crosser January 20, 2023

Cross-dreamer

Someone who sometimes imagines themself as another gender, but doesn't necessarily identify with it or look to change their own one. A person with an alter-ego, which has a different gender from their biological one.

'That girl was a cross-dreamer: She sometimes imagined herself as her favourite male celebrity, but still identified as female and never looked to change her gender.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 5, 2022

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016