orc shit

An orc shit is a painful bowel movement. It is called orc shit because It is always accompanied by terrible noises from your anus that resemble the noises made by the orcs in the Lord of the Rings series. Death by orc shit is not common but has been known to happen to children and the elderly.
Dude, I just walked by the bathroom and I could hear Joe taking an orc shit... In not sure if he will survive.
by specialk88 September 13, 2013
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Highlighter shit

When you take a shit and you wipe your ass so many times and it just doesn’t stop staining the toilet paper, your asshole then becomes a highlighter due to the amount of wipes it takes to flawlessly clean your asshole.
Hey dan why were you in the bathroom so long? I had a highlighter shit.
by Sirk331 September 01, 2019
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fine as shit

You are a certified dime piece. As The Dream says "Shorty is a 10"
Bae you look fine as shit wit that dress on
by Doc_Player419 December 02, 2014
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Shit Bomb

A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !
Fuck, someone sent me another shit bomb in the mail, it was so gross !!
by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018
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lane shitting

Slang for when a motorcyclist lane splits but does so, metaphorically shitting on everyone around by leaving them in the dust.
Looking for a thrill, he barreled through dense traffic, lane shitting all the way to his destination.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 26, 2020
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Shit Smuggler

Describes someone who has an odouress disposition.
Clive stunk like a shit smugglers duffel bag.

by blackninja980 September 21, 2007
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Shit-tastic

An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.
your bro- "Dude i just saw your girlfriend blowing your boss."

you- "Well isnt that Shit-tastic!
by Thenikowith1k March 13, 2011
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