John Lennon

My idol. Should be everyones idol. Leader of the greatest band ever, the beatles. Cuter than Paul McCartney and wearer of little round glasses that ROCK.

John Lennon is dead and famous.

by ThisRandomPerson October 30, 2006

Fat John

Extremly fat bastard who likes to grab peoples necks and swing them around

"Let go of me you FAT FUCK!

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Jimmy Johns

An orgasm in sandwich form.

This Jimmy Johns sandwich is so good I think I came a little.

by LaLaLlama88 July 28, 2011

John Copter

n. The greatest person ever created. No reason to why they are the greatest or even who the person is. Some say it is Clint Eastwood. Some say it's a boy living in Michigan. But know one knows for sure.

Hey man take out the trash for me!

No fuck off i dont gotta

Who do you think you are?! John Copter or something?! motherfucker you just might be...

You know it bitch!

by Hutman93 August 17, 2009

Drunk John

The origin of this term is shady at best. There once was a man of legend named John who could hold more rum in his belly than any living man. For the first few drinks everything was ok, but as soon as John became drunk...there was nothing anybody could do. Murderous rampages and delightful dancing ensued as John caused widespread panic and partying through the island of Guam.

Give me another rum n' coke, I'm gonna go Drunk John on your ass.

by nickgash August 5, 2004

John Stamos

1. Uncle Jessie from Full House
2. Taking a poop, while masterbating, and eating a bowl of cereal. A variation of the Bob Saget.

I did a John Stamos after watching full house.

by L. Roman July 16, 2006

John Bindon

Slang name for a penis

Mmmmm, he's got a big John Bindon.

The old John Bindon needs a good wash

I bet you'd like to touch his John Bindon

by John Bindon May 23, 2009