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distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.
"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".
by redmedicine August 23, 2015
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cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.
Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!
by MSM Kids December 25, 2013
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Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.
They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!
by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020
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noodle salad

A noodle salad is when a group consisting of four or more males put their flacid penises in a girls mouth.
Hey guys, Jen's coming over for a noodle salad.
by Silentexpletive October 4, 2016
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Noodle

Lil cootie, 100% vanilla, loves head pats, a very cuddly and soft person but has a beast that can be unleashed within.

Very loveable, gives 100% of his love and cuddles to his loved one, is a noodle, smort and very very genuine and overall, an extremely sweet person with a kawaii face!

Don't let him outta your sights if you meet a Noodle.
Have you seen Noodle lately? He's looking cute as hell today!
by auxxie August 20, 2020
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foodle your noodle

Verb: The act of fapping in a particularly creepy manner.
Herbert the pervert: Cone over here little boy. Let me foodle your noodle.
by ViSiX May 19, 2014
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Frooty Noodle

An STD
Bob: Awe man! Sally gave me a frooty noodle last night! D:
Dave: Man, she gave me a frooty noodle too..
Bob: Wait...whaat? o-o
by fLOPPYcAT November 24, 2018
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