Matt (reaper)

a Matt is a person that :
1. hates math
2. doesn't like school
3. is an amazing fortnite player
4. has cats
5.hates life
6. hates other people
7. likes sleeping.
8. hates his brother.

(e.g. oop, yup we've found a Matt (reaper) )

by *BITMASTER>GAMER February 25, 2019

Matt Halko

a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists

Son: Daddy Is that a T. rex over there???
Father : No it’s just a matt halko son

by Horny H man February 26, 2019

Matt blow

A self centered piece of shit , he is the biggest pussy you will meet , also very smart with no altheticism ... he gets no pussy because he’s not the best looking but is a good guy over all also has a problem with smoking.

Matt blow is such a piece of shit.

by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018

Matt forsied

Being absolutely shit at hockey and every sport and having ur dad beat u with a belt every night

Playing b hockey and being so shit that u dad beats you that's Matt forsied

by 69caramucker69 December 15, 2018

MATT LEE

MATT LEE is a fat Asian dude who’s kinda cool bruh.

“Hey did you see MATT LEE?”
“Yeah, he said he had to do his homework

by Makgeolli January 9, 2019

Matt Reed

A hotty with a body who’s closets are sooo nice. His air vents are just wide enough to chill in, just make sure not to drop your phone! He loves going to dinner with your parents and is a real mommas boy

So, Matt Reed was at dinner right?

by Matt’s bbg’s January 14, 2019

Matt South

Matt South is the typical white boy, who uses slang such as, lit, fam, and sol. He also loves to share random sexual stories with his friends on Xbox live party's. Usually, this particular person is very retarded and thinks of the most random, autistic things you can ever imagine. Oh wait you can't imagine it because no living soul would ever think of the stuff Matt South thinks of.

Oh hey, Mark that kid over there is such a Matt South

by Suave_Javi June 15, 2018