March 10

Osama Bin Laden’s birthday. Basically, this is the day where we all degrade him for ruining New York City.

I could care less about March 10 since it’s you-know-who’s birthday.

by Master Of Nations October 17, 2020

March 19

A Real Nigga Holiday..dassit

I bring in the spring like March 19,

Big boss, big steppa, big honcho ting.

by somewhereinwinscansin October 20, 2019

March 31

Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day A Holiday In Which People Wear Flowers On Their Head Like A Ukrainian Mostly girls with side braids

Bob:I Wonder What Today Is

Layla:It's March 31 Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day

Bob:Oh Shit,I Don't Have Side Braids

Najib:I Am Not A Junior Eurovision Contestant

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes October 23, 2019

march of triumph

the gender inverse of the walk of shame. the march of triumph is the male counterpart, usually implying final success in a project. the bright sunlight, the walk home, the smell of kootch on your fingers. it's the shit.

Roommate: "Where were /you/ last night?"
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."

by mark May 14, 2004

5 March

Suck a dick day

I like dicks on 5 March

by Lillie Wright November 9, 2019

March 20

If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an I you must give him a Blow job

Welp.. Ivan is born on the 20th of March... guess I’ll give him head. (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)

by Anthony Ruevas October 16, 2019

march 18th

the day all irish ppl go for the cure

hey ryano its march 18th, i need the cure after paddys day

by paddytheninja March 30, 2011