Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

A machine that needs functional, cooperative parts to keep going.

If the coronavirus hype didn't keep going, people would begin to wake up. Therefore the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine keeps it going, keeps the misinformation spreading like wildfire.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Captain Machine

a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy

Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!

by Captain Midget May 14, 2006

Machinations

A collection of mechanical tools or systems orchestrated toward a singular goal

The ford factory machinations were taking more and more jobs every year.

by Wedy December 3, 2020

Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

oral machine

The cleric. #NeverForget2018

We all want Oral Machine.

by ItWasTotally4 May 1, 2018

Ceez The Bowling Machine

Cesar Del Rosario is the Bowling Machine

Cesar Del Rosario is incredible and Bowling one might say he’s Ceez The bowling Machine

by Geez Machine June 24, 2021

dirty machine

Dirty machine has the worlds most gigantic cack. If you ever hear the words “Dirty Machine” fear for your life because it will come to an end shortly.

Kid 1: ayo dirty machine, you’re garbage at this game your KD is 3-2

Dirty machine: DIRTY MACHIIIIIIINNEEE

by Derrttty cack 707 April 30, 2021