Minecraft

Every Fucking 9 Year Old: It’S bEtTeR tHaN fOrTnItE!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!

Guy 1: Hey Wanna Play Minecraft!
Guy 2: No, I Can’t, I Only Have An Xbox 360
Guy 1: Don’t Worry I Have An Xbox One, We Can Play Through Cross Gen Play!
Guy 2: LET’S GOOOOOO!!!!

by EmperorLemon July 10, 2023

Minecraft Movie

The absolute worse dogshit movie ever leaked

The Minecraft Movie is the worst flop of all time

by Phokos July 23, 2024

Minecraft

Lifeless as all fuck with devs that don’t support it properly

The inferior version of terraria

Weirdo: hey want to play some minecraft

Me: GTFO play terraria

by THEFINALCHAPTER April 6, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is a fun game online game

I play Minecraft today while eating lunch

by mor73 September 27, 2023

Minecraft

There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.

Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"

by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017

Minecraft

Hard anal sex using shit water as a loobricant. Then putting a wrench in a hamsters mouth as you proceed to molest it's ass with hot sauce. Then you sperm on bread and feed it to your dog as a treat after giving it a blow job. Usally last 2 days of nonstop gorilla ass fucking.

I did Minecraft for 2 days in a row.

by Brosnice23gta5 November 14, 2022

Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option

Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro

by JustASadAssNiggaWhoHad2aceptIt April 26, 2020