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lemon

A lemon is an attractive woman who has no other possitive attributes. There only purpose in life is to be thought about while you wank.
What about that one with long dark hair?

No mate, she used to be on same Job Club as me, she nothing but a lemon
by mr smith March 8, 2005
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lemon muncher

a fucking root
also: extremelly hot/good looking
damn, grant is such a lemon muncher
by *¿cat?* January 3, 2009
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Lynchburg lemonade

when two people are 69ing and one of the 69ers pees in the other persons mouth.
i was 69ing this chick and i gave her a lynchburg lemonade.
by Saap69 August 25, 2008
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lemonhead

1. When you eat a lemon, then give someone head, in hopes that the acid from the lemon will burn while head is being given.

2. When you hollow out a lemon and put it on your dick, using it as a guard when you have sexual relations with a woman.

3. When you put a piece of lemonhead candy in your urethra so that when you blow your load on her face she gets hit in the eye with the candy.
"Man, last night this chick gave me lemonhead..."
"Did it rule?"
"No man, it sucked, i think she cut me with her teeth and it burned like crazy!"

"Dude, last night i didn't have any rubbers on me, and this chick wanted me so bad!"
"So what did you do?"
"Lemonhead, man."

"Oh dude, last night i got this girl so bad, got her with a lemonhead right in the eye!"
by 6thHourStudyHall May 9, 2009
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lemmons

The guy from st.albans is straight booty and loves lara
Wemminz and da Wah-Wuhz
by pablo picaso January 27, 2004
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lemon girl

A lemon girl is typically a nick name for one of your friends and means a girl with lemon blond hair. Or just a funny silly nickname that has no meaning.
Hey kacie your such a lemon girl

whats that

just a cute nickname for you
by mckeen January 5, 2008
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lemon funk

n.my slang. The pulpish like objects that float in a water glass after a lemon has been squeezed into and afterwards thrown into the water.
I was sitting in Russ' staring at the lemon funk fluttering in my glass.
by cranrad September 11, 2005
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