jordan guidotti

jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see
"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"
by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024
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jordan guidotti

a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots
have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now
by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024
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Jordan Gellert

That is Jordan Gellert a man which all men should aspire to be.
by Vliney April 30, 2023
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Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
by Laxanus November 08, 2020
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Jordan Aspinall

Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies
by Big Bald Men April 28, 2020
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Jordan Gonce

Is a sigma male. Has below average cock. Hits 500 pumps per minute. Is absolutely shit at a lot of things. Attracted to animals.
Hey is Jordan Gonce coming over again?
No he’s busy suckin off his dog
by SiggmaGuy76 December 07, 2021
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Jordan Peterson

A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.
Did you hear that Jordan Peterson threatened to sue Kate Manne?

Yeah what a little weasel!
by Lynch/Fellini August 09, 2024
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