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The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.
1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
by MosDef May 25, 2020
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go all Indiana Jones on me

How someone refers to another person's forcefully admonishing him to donate one or more of his prized possessions to a historical-society collection ("That beLONGS in a muSEUM!"), rather than his selfishly either hoarding it in his own private collection or (even more horrifying) selling it for personal profit.
Antiques collector: I knew that the head of the local heritage-preservation lodge was a bit fanatical about collecting and displaying vintage images and artifacts from the area, but I never expected him to go all Indiana Jones on me when I showed him my collection of old coins and arrowheads that I'd found in the area here over the years.
by QuacksO July 21, 2024
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Jones

Jones
by Guccipolio November 16, 2025
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Bo Jones

Bo Jones is an annoying, quick witted and talented young adult. She has an obsession with bad films such as harry potter, call me by your name and nightmare before Christmas. She likes the seed ‘420690304’ on minecraft and thinks mads heaton is the greatest person of all time.
interviewer: “Hi, Bo...right?
Bo: “Yes, Bo Jones. Tall, dark hair, fringe. Centre of attention” *extends hand for handshake*
by _heatopia420blazeitdawg November 13, 2019
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dylan jones

oh look whos that

oh thats dylan jones a clinker
by lois jones December 20, 2021
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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