Jassonni is the cutest mf you will ever meet. They are quiet and read people easily. They're also huge nerds that will never stop complimenting you. Don't even get me started on how flirtatious they are. If you meet a Jassonni, you better never let that mf go.
Daaaayum I talked to a Jassonni today and he wouldn't stop simping for that one guy in Solo Leveling.
by SkinnyGayHo November 23, 2021
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“Yo, I just met this dude who packed a lifetime worth of shenanigans into one weekend, and I am both shook and hooked.” “Oh snap, sounds like you got yourself a Jason”
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“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”
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by t-series1094 November 24, 2021
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by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021
Get the Jason mug.Jassonni is the cutest mf you'll ever meet. They're quiet, but very good at reading people. They're huge nerd-simps aswell. They'll constantly compliment you no matter how fugly you look. Don't even get me started on how flirtatious they are. If you meet a Jassonni, make sure you get to know them, otherwise you'll regret it.
by SkinnyGayHo November 24, 2021
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by Jasune November 24, 2021
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