Kids with blue eyes and blonde hair, who's parents may have the same trait, and come from the south and brag about how awesome jesus is, even though deep down their awful people.
That new kid from georia is such a Jesus Whompper. He said Jesus loves everyone just before he laughed at the mentally challenged kids.
by carlitohasballs April 7, 2009
Get the Jesus Whomppermug. by Decimator June 28, 2011
Get the Jesus tvmug. When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.
Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"
Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"
Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"
by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019
Get the Jesus in a wheelchair?mug. A term used to ask Jesus for more of his love and grace, or for The fire of the holy spirit,supernatural things of God, or passion to be ignited for him.
(more Jesus)
(more Jesus)
by Ages August 5, 2008
Get the Mo-Jesusmug. The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).
"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022
Get the banana Jesusmug. by grannychodeman February 5, 2019
Get the jesus chodemug. A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.
by heathcat June 15, 2019
Get the speeding-Jesusmug.