Nearest Italian radius 

When you put your pizza with ketchup or pineapple
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius

The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq

Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids

The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile

Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza

Noooooooo-

Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH

Nearest Italian radius by Your Local FBI agent September 9, 2021

Obnoxiously Italian 

Definition 1: The average Italian man, but obnoxiously patriotic about his country. He believes firmly In his country and is considered based and redpilled by many. He's also incredibly popular, and typically roams discord servers doing copious amounts of trolling.

Definition 2: A discord user who is Italian.

Definition 1:
Person 1: Oh you're from Italy?
Person 2: Yes, and Italy is the greatest country in the world
Person 1: You're so Obnoxiously Italian!

Definition 2:
Obnoxiously Italian: I am Italian.
Person: Yes. We know.

Obnoxiously Italian by TheManThatSpeaksTheTruth420 February 13, 2022

do the italian

the vigorously make pasta

Mom: son are you hungry?
Son: yes mom
Mom: i'm going to do the italian

do the italian by Daddy_Boi April 19, 2018

italian beef 

muscular, sexy, hariy italian man.

there was a lot of italian beef at the beach.

italian beef by yankee stroodle May 16, 2009

Italian Finger 

Its when you cover two fingers in spaghetti sauce and proceed to finger a woman in both holes.

hey man, i totally Italian fingered my girl last night.

Did you lick the sauce out of her when you were done?

Hell yeah.

Italian Finger by JohnnyAnalSexMONSTER May 3, 2011

Italian Job 

A job which, on the face of it, seems to have been done OK, but which may lack the traditional thoroughness or certainty associated with work done in countries like Britain, Germany etc., especially in the 19th century.

"I've fixed the bathroom taps - everything seems to be working fine, but it's an Italian job, so we'd better keep an eye on it."

Italian Job by Khuy-n-inpw June 8, 2009

Italrish 

Someone of Italian and Irish anstery

Paul: Yo Ricky come over here for a sec
Ricky:Yeah Pual?
Paul: Aint you mother Italian and your pop Italian
Ricky: Yeah why
Paul: man your Italrish

Italrish by Ricky904 December 29, 2009