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Fuck Congress

"dude, did you hear about this SOPA bullshit?" "yeah, man. Fuck Congress"
by Bernie Crack January 30, 2012
mugGet the Fuck Congressmug.

Manser Fucked

When you're so fucked up you either piss or puke (or both) on yourself and your friends. Inspired by the Manser twins.
"Dude, are you Manser fucked yet?"
by lgfucrew May 15, 2016
mugGet the Manser Fuckedmug.

Fuck Coma

A fuck coma occurs when you've been fucked so good you have multiple orgasms and you keep having them even though your body can't move anymore and your energy is drained completely.
"He fucked me so good last night I went into a fuck coma."
by E&JProductions69 December 14, 2013
mugGet the Fuck Comamug.

fuck-struck

1. in lieu of "love struck"

2. describes a state of being -somewhere between love and lust...when you fuck someone and you go ga-ga over them
"I can't stop thinking about him, I'm totally fuck-struck!"

"Did you see Jim? He's totally fuck struck over that brunette chick!"
by one/onlyae March 3, 2009
mugGet the fuck-struckmug.

A lazy fuck

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.
I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.
mugGet the A lazy fuckmug.

fuck far

The point diametrically furthest from earth in the universe, potentially only accessed through numerous wormholes and time warps, that is the nearest estimate of the amount Shane loves Suzzanne and vice versa
Shane loves Suzzanne from here to Fuck Far and back....
by SPS67 May 15, 2015
mugGet the fuck farmug.

fucking skank

a person who is a total bitch and deserves whats coming to her
by dontworryboutit1234 January 25, 2010
mugGet the fucking skankmug.

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