The Italian Jacuzzi

When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak

Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever

by Lapua Larry November 30, 2021

Italian Icicle

When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.

“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”

by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025

italians

italians- a bunch of people who cheat at football/soccer 😩

“mate who cheated in the euros”
“man it was the italians who else would it be”

by hahalmaolmao July 16, 2021

Italian Soda

When someone is about to give their partner a facial, they and/or their partner holds there finger over the tip of the penis and at climax holds the ejacualte in the penis, then the person ejacualtes, they then release the finger from the tip of the penis thus giving it the champaign bottle effect onto the receiving person face

I would love for you to give me a Italian Soda later tonight!!

by Ding-Dong81 January 30, 2025

Italian whippa snippa

Grabbing a large ball of flacid pizza dough and whipping someone in the face with it.

Don't cross me, else I'll hot you with an Italian whippa snippa.

by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024

Italian Blowie

Where an italian girl sucks off a man. Then pulls his foreskin to the end. And crunches it with her molar teeth.

Jimmy got the ole' italian blowie. Thats why hes hunched over

by StoneHusky August 22, 2024

Italian fork

When one shoves pasta in there but hole and lets it marinade for a day. Then forks it out in a twirling motion the poop being the perfect sauce.

He aldo you should try the Italian fork dish. Me and my lady loved the sauce and the noodle was so marinated.

by Freezedry69 April 28, 2023