Italian Heart-Attack

Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.

*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!

by Tyris9 April 9, 2021

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

italian ferriswheel

When two dudes helicopter dick close enough so their dicks collide. This goes on until one or both orgasm.

Those gays look super experienced, they've totally Italian ferriswheeled

by PurplePickleTickler May 11, 2017

Italian Fisting

When you use five fingers while pleasing a woman and exclaim "mama mia!".

Dude, I was totally Italian Fisting her last night!

by pg69 February 11, 2023

the italian move

After fighting with your friends, turning your back on them and cooperate with your enemy

The school shooter shows of with the Italian teacher, after some shots the teacher shoots the children.

He made the italian move

by SchoolShooter123 April 5, 2018

italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.

Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.

by finlow1616 June 29, 2017

Yelling at the Italians

When you really speak to your audience in a language they understand.

Great work in that shareholder meeting, you were really yelling at the Italians

by knerd_ April 5, 2024