Historical Tiddy 

Any tiddy from before the 21st century; however, it is most commonly used in reference to women's breasts in historical art from antiquity where nudity was much more common.

Wow, this museum has a sever lacking of historical tiddy.

Historical Tiddy by The Fair Folk March 3, 2021

Trap Historian

A dude who doesn’t leave his house and knows about anything that has to do with Trapping. He knows about every deal that goes on.

Ashir this kid 16-17 never leaves his house. He's a trap historian studies everything trap related. Never sold or touched drugs in his life. His mom doesn’t let him. Just loved to know all about deals business. Spends All his time online in dealer groupchats and spamming dealers pretending to be a "real n*gga" apparently his cousin actually was a big ass plug for a while. and that's why he got obsessed with the trap cuz he saw his cousin. But he's too scared to go outside and sell drugs or anything so he lives in this fantasy land. His burning curiosity of the trap consumes him, he must learn something new every day, whether it be the 8th grader buying a $15 gram of oregano, or a 6 figure deal going down a couple blocks away. He needs to know, he is the hub of all knowledge, every network leads to him, and though an unimaginable weight to bear, he stays being a trap historian, humble til the end of his days.

Trap Historian by Spacecadet119 January 3, 2021

Historyvisonism 

The practice of History Revision. Revising history to fit the politically correct popular mandate, regardless of pesky historical facts.

Example: “Historyvisonism will show, the Jews in the ‘Concentration Camps’ actually died of diseases, not gassing!” Or... “According to historyvisonism, the Twin Towers were obviously imploded by the U.S. government, Al Qaeda had nothing to do with it!”

Historyvisonism by JD Ellis February 16, 2008

historiography

The study of historians throwing shade upon one another's historical theories. Most often the practice involves debating the definition of words in such meticulous detail as to render the historian friendless. The practice is the most commonly cited reason for historian on historian violence.

Matt Fitzpatrick: How did the student die?
Officer: He lost the will to live after studying historiography for more then one semester.

historiography by IlivefortheDnotfortheC September 25, 2019

Horrible histories 

The best childhood show- good job now we all love it

"Have you seen Horrible histories?"

Horrible histories by ThatOneCrazyPersonTwT September 23, 2021

Historical Investigation 

The worse possible project an IB student can be assigned. This enormously long and difficult project must be completed as part of the IB Topics of the 20th Century history course, or else you fail. It involves answering a specific research question of interest (well, really, who gives a fuck?) and poring through books and journal articles on the subject, therefore wasting an enormous part of the time you DON'T have as an IB student.

I hate the historical investigation. It shouldn't have the FIVE parts it contains, but rather be a single paper in which we are allowed to write more than 2000 words--if we need to

Historical Investigation by fuckmylife22003 January 4, 2010

Historical Idiot 

A fucking name for fucking cunts. If you have this as your username in any social media, video game, or otherwise, kill yourself.

I fucking hate historical idiot, the god damn cunt

Historical Idiot by Historical Idiot September 9, 2020