chipped ham pussy

a broken ass crotch.

See also: stank danish nash

Chipped ham pussy, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

by Sully May 8, 2004

West Ham Fan

A pile of shite, someone that has no friends basically a total fool

AYY John shut up you west ham fan

by APGaming August 16, 2017

One Ham Slam

A quick, and almost violent pull of the male penis, which brings instant ejaculation after the first pull. Typically done after a long night at a strip club where your genitals have been aroused for several hours with no satisfaction.

For a second, the young man thought to himself, I'm going to need to home and perform the One Ham Slam when I get home after being around my friends sister all night.

by D Bokeyno October 9, 2008

looking for a ham sandwich

when a driver is tailgating cars on the road and constantly looking into the car in front of the driver as to be looking for a ham sandwich like a hungry spaz

do chill out! get off this guy's ass. what are you looking for a ham sandwich or something.

by monkeydan January 8, 2008

hamming it up

A classified word for flatulence, or fart.

The type of fart that smells like bologna. Quite awful.

Hamming it up is an awful smell, consisting of a bologna-like smell coming from the arse.

by snowboarder543 October 22, 2011

A gin and a ham in a hole

Derived from the Irish Gaelic (cén t-am atá ann le do thoil) meaning "what time is it please?"

hey mate a gin and a ham in a hole?

its 9:15 hoss

by Hossbox November 21, 2018

Double Ham Suck

When two women 69 and suck each other's ham.

I would pay money to see Kate and Jenny in a double ham suck.

by Dickers.0 February 18, 2015