Goose 

Word referring to one who is acquainted with alcohol in such a way that they are so hammered, they begin to act and sound like the very animal.

*Hammered man dancing on street wielding Grey Goose in one hand and Smirnoff in the other*

Bystander, "Is it just me, or is that man a goose!"

Other bystander, "It appears that he is."

*Loud thump is heard by all in the vicinity*

Other bystander, "Now it appears he is roadkill."

Goose by FlamingDonuthole911 July 7, 2010

goose 

Shot from behind.

lol shit fool ima get goosed.

goose by nick January 24, 2004

Goose 

An alternative word of Fart.

The student let out a goose so loud, the teacher had to remove him from class.

"Dude, did you just goose?"

Someone goosed, i can smell it

Goose by Skibbz December 7, 2006

goose 

used in the same context and simliar to word moose. Meaning a chick with a face like a welders bench.

yo that girl over theres a goose

goose by odog February 22, 2007

goose 

a dank ass catch while playing frisbee, while running you jump and lift your leg and let the frisbee go under your leg and catch it

Hook it up with a phat goose, da

goose by dadisaurus June 28, 2006

GooseDump 

Reading an entire Goosebumps book while taking a shit.

Did a couple GooseDumps back in like 08/09 where i read a whole one on the shitter

GooseDump by Jimduggan619 January 9, 2024

goose 

Those things that are in Adam's bed. Large birds.

"Ouch, not the Golden Geese!" cried Adam.

goose by Yellowsnow March 9, 2004