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the glass door

When one person sits on top of a glass coffee table while another person lays underneath. The person sitting on top proceeds to take a shit on the glass
Nicole totally gave me the glass door last night
by rbsquared February 21, 2014
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Glass turkey

A sex position in which a man is pressed up against a glass window while a woman is bent over in front of him.
Clifton was having a late night jazz session when his lover pushed him up against a glass window. The two did a glass turkey.
by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016
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Glass

A micro famous artist on Instagram by the username of @latequartz
Glass is better than everyone.
Glass is hot.
Glass is incredibly funny .
If you do not like glass, there is something wrong with you seek help .
by Glass stan November 21, 2021
mugGet the Glassmug.
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by 456AtabavA343 June 7, 2025
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Glasses guy

"John is such a glasses guy. The only thing he does every day is studying."
by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023
mugGet the Glasses guymug.

glasses

when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.
"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
by Krkič May 3, 2019
mugGet the glassesmug.

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