Often disguised as progress or battling, getting Shurmured is the act of losing a close sporting matchup with poor decision making, lack of consitency and inability to motivate a group of professionals.
Well known throughout the city of Cleveland an in many other areas of NE Ohio.
Well known throughout the city of Cleveland an in many other areas of NE Ohio.
Uncle Tony: Well we had this game in the bag until that last TD drive by the other team.
Cousin Louie: Yep, I sure am tired of getting Shurmured each week.
Uncle Tony: Yep, but we are used to it
Cousin Louie: Yep, I sure am tired of getting Shurmured each week.
Uncle Tony: Yep, but we are used to it
by bestofud November 06, 2012
by Shea Clark June 16, 2008
by cpetkunas July 04, 2019
To get married
Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“
Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“
Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.
by Hot Girl ☀️ June 08, 2020
by anon10101001 May 20, 2016
by c00l man August 10, 2017
A recent and informal way of saying "get fucked", commonly found on Xbox live in the situation of winning a game to agitate the opposing party.
by alaskajnkovic October 14, 2021