get hitched

To get married

Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“

Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.

by Hot Girl ☀️ June 8, 2020

Getting Sheened

To get hammered
Getting intoxicated beyond all reason
Having a night with porn stars and drugs
Being fired
Buying drugs
Crazy

I'm Getting Sheened tonight!

Honey, had a bad day today. I'm Getting Sheened

id rather be getting sheened right about now

Man, i think i've been getting sheened lately

by Bill Climpton March 25, 2011

Get width it

Satisfy an addict to fat and sugar.

You better Get width it, you be bout to starve!

by zwf August 26, 2013

Getting Elsa’d

Getting an ice cube popped abruptly up one’s poop chute after a thorough flogging. The recipient then holds the ice as long as they can before “letting it go.”

Ben was getting Elsa’d at camp tonight and immediately let it go. Everyone has their limits.

by Olaf Olay June 17, 2023

Get Filt

to be willingly and knowingly filled with jizz by another person or animal

I'm tryna get filt tonight!

by Danny Trupin May 28, 2015

get the holler

to, in some way, shape, or form, hook up or have sex with another individual.

"So, when are you going to let me get the holler?"

by C Moody April 22, 2006

Getting bows

To have your pet groomed at Petsmart or any other grooming place which returns the animal with bows tied or pinned on the ears.

"bellas getting bows at 12:15 tomorrow"

by TheFemaleActivist May 17, 2008