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Fuck and Truck

A fuck and truck is when you fuck a girl and leave immediately after without caring.
Jim: What happened to Alex last night?
John: He met some girl and gave her the fuck and truck.
Jim: man he does that at every party.
by Jacman93 October 30, 2010
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Fuck Congress

"dude, did you hear about this SOPA bullshit?" "yeah, man. Fuck Congress"
by Bernie Crack January 30, 2012
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A lazy fuck

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.
I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.
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fuck far

The point diametrically furthest from earth in the universe, potentially only accessed through numerous wormholes and time warps, that is the nearest estimate of the amount Shane loves Suzzanne and vice versa
Shane loves Suzzanne from here to Fuck Far and back....
by SPS67 May 15, 2015
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fucking skank

a person who is a total bitch and deserves whats coming to her
by dontworryboutit1234 January 25, 2010
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Manser Fucked

When you're so fucked up you either piss or puke (or both) on yourself and your friends. Inspired by the Manser twins.
"Dude, are you Manser fucked yet?"
by lgfucrew May 15, 2016
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Fuck Coma

A fuck coma occurs when you've been fucked so good you have multiple orgasms and you keep having them even though your body can't move anymore and your energy is drained completely.
"He fucked me so good last night I went into a fuck coma."
by E&JProductions69 December 14, 2013
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