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Five Nights at Freddy's

A game where a shit ton of shitty shitting robots that shit all over your shit covered shit body while they shitting rape you to a shitty shit death full of shit. I shitting love it. It's the shitting best shitting horror game ever. And it will make you shit your shit covered shitty pants.
Person : AHHHHHHHH!!! FOXY GOT ME!
Person 2 : I think you shit your pants...
Person : Oh yeah... That happens alot while playing this Five Nights at Freddy's...
by imlookingatyou January 23, 2015
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jackson five

We goin the wrong way. Bust a Jackson Five!
by Mur November 11, 2007
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Guy-five

A type of high-five that men employ during celebrations of heterosexual male activities. It is used almost exclusively in relation to conversations where the topic is women, sports or some combination thereof.
Guy1: "So how was your date with Jane last night?"
Guy2: <grin>
Guy1: "No way, you didn't... you DID!"
Guy1 and Guy2: (Guy-five with attendant knowing grins)
by msmyj August 28, 2011
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five fingers Mary

A wanker's girlfriend.
Ever since Sheila broke up with me I've been dating five fingers Mary.
by octopod November 25, 2003
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seig heil five

The act of bring a straight hand to your chest then raising your hand out in a salute while doing a high five.
Adolf wanted to give Shanequa a seig heil five but she rejected him.
by nomadwillie April 4, 2009
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five fingered shuffle

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004
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Hypothetical High Five

The act (or, indeed, thought) of giving a person a high five without any physical contact, as the two persons are usually across the room from each other and far too lazy to get off their asses. Often occurs after a minor success or simply to display ones awesomeness. The process will many times include nodding to further affirm their collective staggering amazingness.
Person No. 1: Hypothetical high five!

(Persons 1 and 2 think about this)

Persons No. 1 & 2: Nice!
by J Bernard December 31, 2007
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