flatty boombalatty

a very large woman usually in excess of 300lbs that is devoid of breasts and booty

large marge is such a flatty boombalatty

by cdhawkins November 24, 2006

Flatulated

Definition 1: Flatulated is flatulence in the past tense. It is the passing of gas from one's anus. It is the brief period after a minor explosion happens between one's legs.

Definition 2: Flatulated is a childishly gross and obscene "Cult Classic" death metal band from San Antonio, TX. Flatulated combines old school death metal with traditional song writing and well thought out lyrics in a disgusting story telling fashion.

Example 1: "Dude, I totally flatulated in your face. Did you smell that?"

Example 2: Dude 1; "Dude, Flatulated totally freaking rules! I'm like totally their biggest fan" Dude 2; "Like OMG, Me too dude, they're my favorite band!"

by Flatulated Phil October 2, 2010

Flatassed

When a girl has no ass.
My sister.

Damn Pablo, have you noticed that my sister is flatassed!

by meitesties June 5, 2013

Flatbacking

A bitch or bird with no job who sleeps around for money and material things.

Yo! How did Shawty get that Gucci Bag, she don't work even no where?

Ans: Shawty be flatbacking.

by V Double November 10, 2010

Flatuphobia

Fear of farting. This term initially referred to the fear of accidental bowel movements, however it is commonly associated with enclosed spaces such as elevators or in very quiet environments, such as a church service.

When you fear that you may not be able to safely fart without soiling yourself, you are suffering from flatuphobia.

by Cornfire September 26, 2009

Flats

When ordering chicken wings, requesting only the flat wings. Absolutely no drumsticks.

Man, lemme get some wings but just them flats.

by upsman1023 November 11, 2014

emotional flatliner

a person who has experienced emotional bankruptcy and never recovers from it

a person with untreatable depression caused by severe and/or repeated emotional trauma

It's been two years since they broke up. When I ran into him the other day, it was like the break-up had just happened. That dude is an emotional flatliner!

by Ruby Slippers February 19, 2010