evan

a little bitch with a small penis

“ew i don’t like evan”

by lolpoop9 September 2, 2020

Evan

Looks like Maple syrup. Eats ass

OMG its evan!hes gonna peg me

by bruh nuts February 23, 2022

evan mollov

"Evan Mollov" Is a phrase that means someone is not going somewhere.

Evan Mollov isn't going gym today.

by LazyBread123 June 9, 2023

evan healy

has an rtx 3070

wow you have an rtx 3070 you must be evan healy

by gtx haver January 15, 2022

Evan

A Huge Dick who is always the one to end a conversation, will never achieve anything in life as he doesn't take risks and/or do anything. Will be single for the rest of his life and will die alone. Will newer lose his viginity

"Wow, look at the kid if it is in fact human, that loser will never get layed, must be Evan."

by EvanYouPumpkinFucker November 25, 2020

corey j evans

bald cunt who eats dookie chips and shaves his head bald and somehow gets patchy spot

Man i HATE corey j evans, Bald cunt always shouting "i've played these games before!!!!". Man i wish i could pulverise him

by EHSdookie-chipsBandit2020 January 24, 2025

evan lindberg

Really loves Angie!

Wow, that Evan Lindberg really loves Angie!

by Olaf196 April 19, 2018