Evan Zarbo

A person who exists to exist he is a non human creature and will be place permantly in 8th grade

Man I hate how Evan Zarbo he is

by CryoDead October 08, 2019

Evan Coleman

A person who breathes so hard you’d think it was a hurricane.

Is that a hurriane or just an Evan Coleman

by Bella AKA King Kong February 05, 2018

Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest gyat ever covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 09, 2024

Evan

Evan, the fakest guy ever. He’ll act nice and gentle to really bring you in and then he’ll backstab you. I still love him, but he really hurt me.

“Evan is so smart and funny!” “Yeah but he’s a bitch ever since he became popular.”

by yooooilyrmom October 22, 2022

Evan

If your name is Evan you are just an idiot

You: Evan 77+33= ??
Evan:100
You: No, 110 Idiot

by trollllleeeeeerrrrr November 21, 2021

Evan

Evan is the most sweetest person in the world, He cares about you more than anything in the world if you are dating him, he would give up something he loves just for you, and if you were his girlfriend I would not give him up for some other girl, He is loveable and super super nice and he treats you like the number one person In the world, I would say don't give him up

Evan is the most sweetest person

by Emerson06V June 22, 2019

Evan

Evan is short for rotund donut loving thicc boi. He is very smart and is like einstein but also the complete opposite he is gay, objectifies triangles, is brown, short and most importantly enormously rotund

Stop eating like an evan

by Adhair May 23, 2019