shiva drunk

When you get so drunk that you start shivering, yet your friends still don't take you to the hospital for fear of getting in trouble by your parents.

Paul Smith "man we gonna get so shiva drunk tonight"

by Malcolm X III March 14, 2009

i swear to drunk i'm not god

Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004

Mercedes Drunk

. Girl on Girl
. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status

When you're drunk enough that you are time traveling and having the best time of your life- you are Mercedes Drunk.

by Badger Crew June 12, 2013

Emotional Drunk

When your friend gets drunk and by the end of the night, her/his problems are your problems.

PERSON A: Yeah, Christine took 12 shots for her birthday and started crying. She was telling everybody about some guy named Ryan for hours while crying. She wouldn't shut up.
PERSON B: Haha that sucks, I didn't know she was an emotional drunk.

by Joseph Tran From San Diego October 8, 2008

eBay drunk

condition describing the feeling someone gets when the unexpectedly win an auction on eBay and immediately start bidding on other auctions and end up spending too much money.

Paulash just won a jersey on eBay and went and bid on 5 more jerseys and is now broke. He was eBay drunk

by Paulash January 18, 2009

Too Drunk To Fuck

Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.

"Dude we're almost on the second carton!"

"Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"

by mecha-streisand December 9, 2008

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

Getting black out drunk while being such a priviledged rich white frat boy that you'll never face any consequences for your actions.

Remember that time in college you got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk last night you went on a racist diatribe to a homeless black veteran then sexually assaulted like 6 female classmates after getting your acceptance to law school?

by Papabear81 October 8, 2018