cool beans

Hee hee hee. :D...:(. "Cool Beans" is an expression meaning something is cool, awesome, or tight (not tight like very small, but cool). It's also what my really really mean science teacher in 6th used to say when everything was ready to roll (another expression meaning everything was done and you could get started). Everyone in the class was just bewildered/wanted to laugh when she said it.

1.) Whoa! Cool Beans!!! I love that idea!!

2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."

*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*

Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."

*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*

Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"

*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*

by Elizabeth September 4, 2004

Cool Eathen

Cool Eathen... the coolest guy around... currently running 4 presdent.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool eathen for presdent.....He wants u........He wants ur ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

by leeroy Leeroyson January 24, 2004

Ze Cool

When you want to spice up the word cool with a dirty german accent. ZE COOL. (Remember to drag out the O's)

Man 1 - " Hey bro is it ok if we go to the charlie browns in Piscataway instead of the one on Rt 22?"

Man 2 - ZE Cool

by Easy Ze Cool October 15, 2008

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!

"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

by meximelt March 5, 2004

cool girl

A mythological being based on the concept that there are women out there that are not bloodsucking, money-grubbing whores.

I thought Kelly was a cool girl but then I saw her suck dick for coke.

by Haywood J. Blohme October 18, 2009

Cool Beaning It

The act of going to the movies in Toms River, then to Cool Beans coffee house next door. Usually involves watching J-Rock belittle tweens that come in to eat there, and eating various fried foods.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
Person 2: I'll be cool beaning it so I can watch J-Rock belittle some giggling idiots.
Person 1: May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.

by Echoes917 May 30, 2008

Cool Cock Sock

A Cool Cock Sock is a solo sex move. Performing it only requires 3 simple steps.

1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.

2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.

3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.

*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.

Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.

Person 1: "Dude, I jerked off 3 times in a row last night watching lesbian porn."

Person 2: "Damn man, your cock must be sore!"

Person 1: "Nah man, I used a Cool Cock Sock, I feel great!"

by CMKTBH April 28, 2010