Coffee

Someone you want to wake up to in the morning, especially a sexual partner. <Inspired by Miguel song - Coffee>

His game is so hot, I'ma need some cream with that coffee.

by gumboverde February 5, 2017

Coffee

I mean, I'm going to be having coffee either way...

Hym "Coffee? The would undoubtedly be the weirdest fucking thing that has ever happened."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2023

Coffee

Finn’s Mouth Orgasimmmmmm

“Addictive Coffee? :Yes”
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by NotRayden September 3, 2019

Coffee

1) Keeps you woke
2) Facts/News not gossip or petty
3) For grown folks, not kids
4) When sipped straight, it’s black and strong
5) Antonym: Tea

I sip coffee, boo boo. Hold the tea.
This coffee is extra black, black.
Did you get today’s coffee?
Did you hear him? Kanye forgot his coffee.

by MDS March 24, 2019

Shred Coffee

The coffee breed of energy drink such as Java Monster. as opposed to the carbonated flavors (commonly referred to as "rock juice"), consumed by musicians who are preparing to shred.

With 20 minutes until show time, the guitarist slammed his shred coffee in less then 10 seconds.

by zenguitar June 16, 2010

the coffee

A copy of the 1980's band. Affair's song, "No Turning Back" also known as "Ain't No Way" on SOCAN. It was first mentioned in the 1984 porno, Taboo III. This was a speech-to-text error said by Christopher Saint Booth. One of the people in the 1980's duo, Who's Who? (Christopher Saint Booth, Philip Adrian Booth) who were behind infamous lostwave, Ulterior Motives/EKT/Everyone Knows That, who were also involved in Affair.

Who's Who? Fan: "YO CHRISTOPHER FOUND THE COFFEE I'M SO HAPPY"

by riverflow1986 August 23, 2025

Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.

That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.

by keepittea March 13, 2022