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Chevasia

Person who gives no fucks. Person is very loud and proud and just hates everyone. Has their own way of speaking and loves Eminem.
"Man, i just hate everyone today." "You're so Chevasia"
by heyheyhey18 January 19, 2012
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clean food

Bro #1: "Dude, that skinless chicken breast and broccoli looks pretty bland and boring."

Bro #2: "I gotta eat clean food."

Bro #1: "Cool, glad you washed it."
by snorkelman May 25, 2012
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clean clicker

a person who types on a keyboard that has had water spilled on it
Cortney is a clean clicker while she is working at the office
by The Great All Knowing September 27, 2013
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cleamond

When a females vagina is too swollen that the blood stops flowing to it and it turns grey.
Man she's been sexed so much she has a cleamond
by Viasd1290 December 27, 2013
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Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.
Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk
by got balls? May 16, 2014
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cleafing

When you mess up worse than Hepnah.
Cleafing is something you should avoid doing at ALL costs
by NoahHul1 February 7, 2015
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clean cutoff

When you're done pooping and have wiped your butt and you find no residue on the toilet paper you've had a clean cutoff.
Bill: Sorry I took so long. I had to take a crap.
Frank: Oh, yeah? How'd that go?
Bill: Fantastic! I got caught up on some Words With Friends games and I had a clean cutoff!
by captain7 May 25, 2014
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