Muff cakes

1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.

2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.

3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.

Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?

by Mr. Muffcake June 29, 2011

Lava Cake

When calling it a muffin top just doesn't do it justice. A chicks love handles and fat that just fall over the top of her pants flowing like lava.

You see that fat chick over there? She's fully upgraded that muffin top and has now progressed to a full on lava cake.

by Kaner.88 November 23, 2013

Carrot Cake

A white girl/woman with a big ass

For a white girl, Katie has a big round ass. I'd love to eat her Carrot Cake! Lol!!!

by Lemon Pepper Papi January 7, 2017

sticky cake

When in a threesome, after the first guy cums on a female's pussy and it dries partially and cakes up in her pussy hole. Then the next guy might stick his dick in her sticky pussy.

Man I was fuckin' this bitch and I gave her a sticky cake!

by NizzKid January 29, 2004

Junie Cakes

"Junie Cakes" Prison slang for your ass.

Tykone Laqueesus: Hey, can I have your Junie Cakes?

Bob: Uh. Yeah, sure.

Tykone Laqueesus: Alright, bend over.

by Tykone Laqueesus April 10, 2020

Baby Cake

cheeks of a young woman's or girl's ass; buttocks

In the movie "Tilt," Brooke Sheilds had her character's name embroidered over each denimed baby cake.

by Tummy AuGratin March 1, 2006

boob cake

Boob cake: the way a large set of boobs looks pressed up against the glass of a shower stall, window, ect.

"Dude, that chick in the Miata was totally baking me some boob cake"

by spoons, goddamnit! January 16, 2008