When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.
by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023
n. a mental state in which a person is so detached from the world they believe they are in a perpetual Thursday and constantly crave breakfast. Often a side-effect of psychedelics and or high frequency marijuana use.
I woke up, or thought I did, hungry as usual, scrounging around what appeared to be my home for something to eat. I wondered for a moment, where am I? Who am I? Why am I here? The only thing I was certain of it was time for a Thursday Breakfast.
by Kosmonaught January 19, 2009
Typically a group breakfast following a day, or days, of hard drinking with close friends with some folks being absent for various reasons including but not limited to: estranged lovers distracting them, working, sleeping, or being too cool for school.
by Vtethers July 16, 2021
The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.
John: What did you and Sally do this morning?
Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
by Tdar69 September 12, 2017
Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
by Pork de la chop October 18, 2017
A phrase referring to a breakfast consisting entirely of pills and a liquid to swallow them because the consumer is possibly sick, fasting and supplementing, or has a drug prescription/addiction/nootropic stack.
Usually taking the form of a captioned picture or
humorous anaphoric reference.
Usually taking the form of a captioned picture or
humorous anaphoric reference.
by 5a4dow March 06, 2023
STEPDADDY BREAKFAST can't be explained. It is both nothing and everything. Its anything you want it to be, good or bad. It's the most delicious and at the same time most disgusting thing to ever exist. Is it sexual? Maybe? All we can say is.....it stinks.....niiiiiice and gooooood.
Come and get you a nice big helpin of STEPDADDY BREAKFAST.
Get the butter and maple syrup STEPDADDY BREAKFAST bout to break some rules.
Get the butter and maple syrup STEPDADDY BREAKFAST bout to break some rules.
by CREAMY PICKLES September 19, 2022