first blood 

(of DotA)

What you'll hear because
(1) the opponent in your lane is a pro
(2) you are a noob
(3) techies sneaks out from behind

that'll cause you to:
(1) kick the CPU
(2) bang the keyboard
(3) punch the monitor
(4) slap your girlfriend who distracted you
(5) and the least violent method: leave game

leaverpool: techies gone, top and bot care.
<<FIRST BLOOD!!>>
leaverpool: wtf! zzz -.-

first blood by insaneeto May 3, 2006

Monkey’s Blood 

Monkey’s Blood is Northern slang for Strawberry Sauce. This originated from Hartlepool due to hanging a monkey found on a shipwreck during the Napoleonic Wars of the early 19th century, believing him to be a French spy and giving people from Hartlepool the nickname of “Monkey Hangers”! Monkey’s Blood references the red colour of Strawberry Sauce to the blood of the monkey.

Can I have Monkey’s Blood on that Ice-cream please mate?

Monkey’s Blood by Silvergrey1 February 23, 2021

california blood bath

when your fucking a girl while shes on her period. Collect any blood in a cup, proceed to throw it in her face and yell "SURFS UP!"

"i just fucked my girl, it was a california blood bath."

california blood bath by whitetrashcircus April 19, 2009

Half-Blood Prince

Your member, engorged with blood when you look at the curves of the now-legal Hermione.

Emma Watson gives me a "Half-Blood Prince".

Half-Blood Prince by sxephill July 21, 2009

Virgin Blood 

The blood that comes from the body of a virginand stains your carpet... and has magickaly powers according to some books...

The men in robes as dark as the void it self sacrifice the virgin... To long forgotten gods! As they laugh as the virgin blood is stained on the alter... Forever more!

Virgin Blood by FurFur June 24, 2008

festering vaginal blood fart 

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

festering vaginal blood fart by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

kill the baby sell the blood

Get yo doe. Slang for don't take shit from nobody.

Homeless guy One: Don't let him disrespect yo, nigga.
Homeless guy Two: Kill the baby sell the blood.
Homeless guy Three: *Picks up chicken off the sidewalk*

kill the baby sell the blood by Daniel Clayton Prissypants May 16, 2008