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beaver

Leaking orifice, such as a mouth or a vagina. From the French word bave, which means dribble.
The animal is called a beaver because of a white patch around its mouth, which resembles semen.
by quelist June 11, 2006
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Beaver Funk Guerillas

best band EVER. thats all you need to know, so go out and support your Beaver Funk now.
The band that Jimmy Page, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, and David Gilmour all auditioned for but P Money won the spot on the Beaver Funk lineup because of his amazin skills.
Other members:
Cap'n Dougo
Son of Emile
Yo dude, Zeppelin totally ripped Stairway off of Beaver Funk.
by P Money May 31, 2004
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beaver

something that is hairy and wild. close to a vagine.
by chubby beaver June 30, 2007
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Canadian Beaver Tail

A person performing a sexual act involving an uncircumcised male and a partner with a particularly hairy anus.

The partner may be either male or female as long as the prerequisite of having sufficient hair around the anus is met.

The person acting as the Canadian Beaver Tail approaches the partner from behind with the foreskin retracted, making contact between the anus and the exposed glans. Once contact is established the foreskin is once again pulled over the head of the penis fusing both individuals together.
"Hey, I think that anonymous human #1 passed out in the bathroom."
"Yup, looks like it's time for a Canadian Beaver Tail" *anonymous human #2 proceeds to mount anonymous human #1 in the aforementioned fashion and becomes the Canadian Beaver Tail*
by Lazy Smurf December 21, 2008
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Crappin-Beaver

Last night this I crapped in this bitches beaver!!!!!!
by Chicken October 17, 2004
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Hanging Beaver

After a girl with buckteeth sucks your penis, she bites your balls until you cry.
Robby had to get surgery on his testicles after Tatum gave him a Hanging Beaver
by Jack Pewpsickle November 22, 2011
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Beave

(N) A short person that looks like a ten year old and has a short fuse, that bears a striking similarity to Beaver from "Leave It To Beaver"
Hey look it's Beave! When are you gunna grow?!
by The Bigone November 9, 2008
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