Beaverton Tuxedo

A plaid wooly work site jacket usually worn by owners of a 1984 Camaro. Mud Bogs and Moonshine are considered perfect accompaniments for weddings

Dude, did Mark's Work Wearhouse have a sale, cause that sure is a Cool Beaverton Tuxedo you are rocking out in? Want another shot of barrelwash?

by jakestewarfxt August 15, 2012

beaver bumping

When two pussies are bumped together in a sexual thrusting motion (with or without a double dildo) in order to gain sexual satisfaction

The bull dykes were caught beaver bumping in the middle of broad daylight.

by Grandmaster J cast December 6, 2013

beaver bashing

The act of female masterbation. Excluding the clitoris. Full finger penetration.

That girl cant stop beaver bashing in the washroom!

by zarrra February 7, 2015

beaverslide

Noun

1. A term used to describe shitty, brown skid marks in your underwear. The brown streaks resemble the areas in the mud where beavers slide into the water.

"A beaverslide in your underwear is never a pleasant feeling."

by billebllunt May 12, 2014

Beaver run

When a girl rubs her come filled beaver across the bed before cleaning herself up..

And then she did the beaver run to the bathroom...

by Nutjob1974 December 16, 2015

Beaver Cheeks

Having really big cheeks on your face, especially when you smile.
Though unecessary, it makes ever more sense if you have buck teeth.

That guy has some big ass Beaver Cheeks.

by TheFiend138 May 25, 2016

beaver attack

Beaver attack: When a girls bush grows so long it engulfs her alive. Ergo a beaver attack.

Jeff: I was banging that girl last night but she had a beaver attack. So I just ended up jerking on to her mom while she was asleep.
Zack: Yeah man I hate when that ends up happening! My girl had a beaver attack once... her mom gets nervous around me now...

by Whip that b February 6, 2017