Rivers

Rivers is a kind boy who cares a lot about other people and will always spare his own pain over a friends pain.
If you know a Rivers think yourself lucky that you have someone who cares about you so much.
Me:"Rivers is sutch a great friend"
Other person:"I know,he's so nice"
by Happy words May 31, 2019
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River is the best person. He's extremely funny and super sweet. He's not the best at giving advice but he will try and will always listen. He's such a genuine friend that cares about everyone. Loves Star Wars and Cartoons, the best thing to like honestly. He has amazing eyes and a great smile. He's pretty hyper and chaotic but really chill when you get to know him. It takes him a second to warm up to you but once he does he's the best friend you can ask for. Get yourself a River.
River is the sweetest kid around

I love River he's so fun!
by BussinChicken November 23, 2021
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A fat piece of shit that drives a truck, usually a GMC. Has way too many confederate flags. His dream date is a all you can eat buffet. Usually a person with this name chews too much tobacco and smokes the shittiest cigarettes aka Pall Malls. Has a 2 inch penis and hairy loose asshole.
Hey do you know rivers smith? Yea i hate that cunt!
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He is a guy who say yeet a lot
Person 1.Omg did you hear tommy yell yeet

Person 2.He totally trying to be river
by Ittybittybitch November 17, 2020
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The name River means this person has big ears and earth gripping feet, usually has a busted cut and bad joint pain resulting in a hitch in their wrists and also in the lower body (I.e. knees) People named river are typically underdeveloped from their mental capacity to their physical features and are less likely to play any sports at a high level (aka D1). “Rivers” are always right hand dominant and can therefore not go left.
That boy wack asl, he must be a River
by Dragon Hunter 76 July 15, 2022
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River is such a attractive girl. She is the best girlfriend ever and best friend ever. River can be jealous at times because she has trust issues but loves all her friends.
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River is a gorgeous girl who deserves the whole world n sm more but has only gotten sm less. She is Trauma ridden n broken by her past but the shell of the sweet human she was before still survives. River is my crush. If she’s reading this, I love u rj.
“River is my shawty foreva n eva
by Everyonesdad December 02, 2022
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