touch base 

To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat supervisors who do no real work, but constantly engage in meta-communication.

Boss: "I'm just calling you to make sure we touch base."
Worker: "Alright, what do we need to discuss?"
Boss: "Well the first thing we need to do is touch base."
Worker: "So the point of this call is to have a call?"
Boss: "Exactly. That's why touching base is so important."
Worker: *muttered* "Go to hell, you recursive asshat."

touch base by Scroatsky April 6, 2008

999th base 

Doing it through a hole in the roof of a moving caravan.

Guy: Duuuuuuuuude, do you wanna go to 999th base?

Girl: Have you got a caravan?

999th base by Jen der Bende September 25, 2007

baseball tonight 

i think the only ESPN show that isnt contaminated with junk that ESPN is turning into

asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasd asd?
or asd?

baseball tonight by Dong Woo March 30, 2005

BASEketball 

Movie made by Matt and Trey, the creators of South Park and Team America. It is a combination of both basketball and baseball. To play you use a ball the shape and size of a normal basketball, bases(you're only allowed to shoot there once until all places are taken), a basketball net, and teams of 3 players each.

"Yo, I heard Sqeaks goin' out with your sister!"
"Ahhhhhhhh."
"Sweat Psycheout."
"You have to say something totally fucked up."
"Oh."
"Why is me going out with his sister totally fucked up?"

BASEketball by Pat Lanni November 12, 2004

1st base 

french kiss or make out

i got to 1st base with a hott chick at the movies

1st base by jesse November 3, 2003

touch base 

Most appropriately a business expression originating approximately 40-years-ago derived from the sport of baseball. During that time it was a novel and well accepted slang for the purpose of getting-in-touch with someone over any form of matter. By 1990, it became so over used to the point of becoming a corny expression eventually leading to the use mostly by an asshat as described. Today, such an expression is regarded practically as an insult for this very reason and is taken as a form of senseless needling, often meant to offend one's intelligence.

The only businesses who have become notorious for the term are financial institutions where, in fact, new employees are actually taught to use it in the form of customer psychology as it belittles the status of the borrower in relation to the lender, e.g., reminding the customer who the lender is and that they are in debt.

"Hi, John, this is Lois at Bullshit Finance! Just wanted to touch base and see how you are?"

touch base by Ipana May 2, 2009

65th base 

The act of shrinking to micro-size, climbing into an unaware girl's pussy, and kicking her clit with your mini legs.

Guy 1- I just made it to 65th base with Kate!

Guy 2- Wow, how did you get high enough to climb in?

65th base by thomas freeman bca 2011 January 4, 2010