Baked Potato

Someone with no arms or legs who is stoned

"Claire is an amputee stoner, a baked potato."

by Saiki KK April 15, 2022

devil's baking soda

Slang for Cocaine

He's been snorting that devil's baking soda.

by Esalad420 September 21, 2020

twice baked creampie

When a woman gets a creampie and takes that creampie home and then while scissoring her girlfriend squirts it into the partners vagina.

Did you hear Lisa got pregnant from a twice baked creampie?

by Unsaid toaster 1 March 14, 2025

Baked Alaska

The act of performing an "Alaskan pipeline"
Until the contents of the condom is fully melted.
The condom is then emptied onto the willing partners chest and a Cleaveland steamer is performed.

That baked Alaska stinks.

by Plamp April 13, 2021

BAKE off

When you are hungry and your really want to eat so you have to go cook

Omd I need to bake off

by Aynnonamus?????? December 20, 2019

Procrasti-baking

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking a variety of delicious treats, only to end up with a kitchen full of goodies and no progress made on the task at hand.

"I have a paper due tomorrow, but I ended up procrasti-baking a batch of cookies instead."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Bake

To lose or to defeat

We'll bake y'all in spades.

by The imperial skateboard p April 17, 2021