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Honey Baked Ham

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.
Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.
by India Garden March 24, 2020
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baked through the roof

It like when you are supper high or fucked up
by Big poppa daddy26 September 12, 2016
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Baked Potato

I know I want to make my brother a baked potato
by Rosstherubberchicken October 17, 2019
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Procrasti-bake

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking, typically involving elaborate or time-consuming recipes that serve as a distraction from the task at hand. Procrasti-baking often results in a delicious treat, but also a delay in completing important tasks. The term "procrasti-bake" is a play on the words "procrastinate" and "bake."
I know I have an essay due tomorrow, but I just can't focus right now - I think I need to procrasti-bake some brownies to clear my head.
by uhTipy April 9, 2023
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Baked

Used to describe someone who looks strange or funny in a photo. Can also apply to real life. Demi Lovato’s notorious ‘poot’ could be described as the ‘baked’ version of her.
Scenario one-
Friend: yo dude you lookin hella baked in that photo

Scenario two-
You: I feel baked right now

Friend: yeah you do look baked my dude
by Steloo September 15, 2019
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Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who usually is devoid of basic common sense and can lower the intelligence of others around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. All though baked potatoes are a very particular entity, we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.
Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!
by notyouraveragemale May 23, 2022
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Bake and Shake

If u wanna wake up come on by and Bake and Shake.
by boilsucker August 15, 2014
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