austin

My friend who I miss. Wonder how my friend is doing?

Austin is my friend

by 274!(!@210 January 6, 2020

Austin crine

you autism crime and someone pronunch yo name wrong

yo austin crine nah im autism crime

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella March 3, 2025

Austin Theory

A failed cash in

Austin theory shouldn’t be MITB winner

by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022

Austin

Autistic bald beta male who has like 100000000 power in clash of clans

“Austin, get off your iPad.”

by Sk1b November 29, 2024

austin martin

named after the famous British vehicle of ellegance, style, and performance, yet this version is lacking in all the above. it is a cheap knock off version with no strengths to speak of or for that matter--soul.

clown car version of aston martin, kit car version of aston matin, fake car, car, austin martin car, aston martin. "That Austin Martin is nothing but a fake peice of crap."

by Stephnitezanfuntime March 17, 2012

Austin

His dad is hot.

I’m gonna go over and see Austin’s dad.

by lolzebras April 4, 2022

Austin

(Aka. Yasstin, Saustin, and Sustin). The hottest and most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. I am not Austin. Trust me. Also he's really hot, did I mention that? The best man face in the world, and incredible Massachusetts eyebrows. Also he's really hot. Funny. Cool. Enormous brain. The best at spelling defunt. And really hot

Girl1: Dang, Austin is really hot and cool and good at spelling the word defunct.
Girl2: I know, he's so amazing and cool and I love him. Will you marry me Austin?
Austin: No, I have many braincells and I can psychoanalyze you with a single glance, Meredith.

by NotAustinReallyGuys January 31, 2023