Snake Date

Beyond "Coyote Ugly", you must chew off your remaining arm, currently supporting her head, in order to leave her bedroom without waking her.
Won't be playing ping pong soon, had a snake date last night and I no longer have any arms.
by frishy March 19, 2018
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Snake skin

The result of wearing a condom and pulling out in such a manner that the condom remains in the orifice, usually the anus.
Hoss pulled out three snake skins last week!
by sled69 August 20, 2015
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snake of the garden

another term for diarrhea.
refers to the Devil as the snake in the garden of Eden with Adam and Eve that tempted them to eat the apple of forbidden fruit (Bible story)
"Wow, I can still feel the sting from the snake of the garden!"
by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008
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Jump The Snake

When something that was hyped to be great turns out to be mediocre, especially when you really should have known better in the first place.

This differs from jump the shark because it refers to something that was never good to begin with, versus something that was good and went bad.

Snakes on a Plane the movie is the example that inspired this phrase.

Jump the snake:

You can't say that Josh's blog jumped the snake, because it was so darn good until the last two posts. Then he got preachy, and the magic died. I weep for my loss.
by Sad-Faced Clown August 22, 2006
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wank the snake

i had so much fun wanking the snake to ohoomis' pic last night
by Satan for a day October 25, 2004
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shed a snake

Another word for masturbation. It is a new 2010 ghetto customary term that niggas use when they get horny and wanna beat meat. Otherwise, it means to wank off so hard that skin starts to peel off and will temporary render your package unusable. It can also be used in many different forms, thus making the term universal. Examples --->
1: "Man that big booty girl had a ass on her and a pretty face too" 2: "Did you get on?" 1: "Hell naw i didn't. She was a groupie." 2: "What's up for grabs now nigga?" 1: "I'm thinkin about shedding my snake. If you wanna help me shed a snake then be my guest nigga" If you got a pint-sized wee-wee then say "worm" or "caterpillar" instead of "snake". But if you got that Teddy Roosevelt Big Stick then use the term "anaconda" or "python", whichever suits you best. --> "Man i just caught Ron Jeremy and Kanye West sheddin skin in the public bathroom. One was sheddin a maggot while another was sheddin a boa constrictor." It rattled my snakes!
by ogdajuiceman June 06, 2010
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snake doctor

a snake doctor, is a person who gives really good head, she/he will make it all better a snake doctor
Man that snake doctor worked her magic last night. She gives the best head ever.
by Lacy G Panties April 05, 2008
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