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Alpha

A narcissistic, 130 lb bitch who wants to join the Marine Corps. The type of kid who runs it down mid in League of Legends because he thinks he can 1v5 the other team and complains when he gets absolutely mauled to death. The weak ass idiot who screams alpha, barely does 2 pullups, and falls off the bar because he gassed himself. The pussy who will pick a fight with the Crips all by himself because in the end, he is "the one true alpha"
Brendan: "Did you know Chris Vuong is a faggot ass bitch?"
Clifford: "Nah man. Chris is alpha as FUCK"
by pr0m0nt0ry February 24, 2020
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alphabetical alternatives

An A-Z list of "non-standard" objects or activities:
AWLternative: A different tool/method for line-scribing and hole-piercing.

BALLternative: Something other than a "bouncy sphere" for kids to play with.
BAWLternative: Doing something besides loud tearful carrying-on.
CALLternative: Any socializing-activity other than a teenage-girl's typical favorite.
CAWlternative: Yes, crows are indeed handsome and smart, but let's look at some other feathered friends, as well.
DOLLternative: A less gender-based toy for young girls.
EALternative: Teaching something other than English as a "second language".

FALLternative: Anything besides tumbling outta da Ugly Tree.
GALLternative: (1) An attitude other than temerity. (2) Less-destructive methods to avoid surface-abrasion damage.
HALLternative: Architecture not employing passageways.
IAlternative: A designation other than feminine.
JAWlternative: Anything besides flappin' yer gums, so dat others can have a little peace and quiet!
LAWlternative: When Steve Lehto speaks about a non-legal topic on YouTube.
MAlternative: Handing a problem yourself and instead of always just yelling for your mummy.
MAWlternative: Any activity dat avoids getting near da powerful chompers of a greedy/voracious animal.
NAWlternative: Any response other than just a flat "negatory".
OAlternative: A different treatment-approach to food-binging besides boring weekly meetings.
PALLternative: Cremation or other burial-procedure not involving a coffin.
More examples of alphabetical alternatives:
PAULternative: Anything not involving everyone's favorite giant lumberjack.
PAWlternative: (1) Anything dat doesn't involve an animal's furry foot. (2) Problem-solving on your own, without always yelling for yer Daddy.
QUAlternative: Any topic not referring to "in the capacity or character of".
RAWlternative: Zheesh, you back-to-nature hippie-freak --- have a little cooked food once in a while!
SAULternative: Seeking da judgement/wisdom of someone other than a tempestuous spear-thrower.
SAWlternative: Letting a tree remain standing.
TALLternative: Consulting a short-to-medium-height person.
UAlternative: Approaching a film-studio other than da MGM-owned giant.
VAULTernative: What da bad guys in da 1971 caper-film "Dollars" should have utilized for storing their ill-gotten loot.
WALLternative: What "Da Donald" should have sought much earlier than now for excluding illegal Mexican immigrants.
WALTERnative: What Achmed should seek for advice/fellowship, since said crabby ol' fart scares da crap outta him.
XAlternative" Pertaining to something other than finance or da stock market.
YAlternative: Anything other than a straight-positive response.
YAWlternative: Movement other than directional-rotation, such as pitch and roll.
YAWLternative: Any wind-driven boat other than da dainty "triangle-shaped sail array" design.
ZAlternative: Any culinary section other than da classic disk-shaped Italian flatbread.
by QuacksO March 17, 2020
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Alpha Male

‘oi have you watched the alpha males new video?’
‘who’s the alpha male?’
‘george memeulous
by jesusfuckingggchrist April 9, 2020
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Alpha

The term to make a wolf man in gacha life to make him sound like a bad boy bad ass. Its a term used by gacha life weebs to depict a dog boy with a "special" tattoo onits face.
"hey look its hunter ryder fox X"
"Hey cutie im half demon half alpha"
"im aplha aplha.alpha of the alphas"
by Hunter_boi343 April 19, 2020
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Alpha Male

A guy who shaves his hair into the slickest mullet in town and gets all the women(Always the dominant male)
Carl is such an “Alpha Male”
Carl gets all the women
by McLovin’s Nuts April 21, 2020
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Alphabet

Oh damn baby look at you... listen You May hear this a lot. But I’ reckon I can sing my abcs to you . See I’ll give you this A because you’re awesome , this B because you’re beautiful, a C because you’re confident , And I’ll give you this D because you deserve it. The letters of the alphabet
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Alpha Male

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