put that in your pipe and suck on it

A combination of put that in your pipe and smoke it and suck it, but a more derogatory and forceful way than either individually to end an argument. Often used if the other person is a just plain bitch or cock muncher.

My argument is vastly superior to yours, so put that in your pipe and suck on it. Bitch.

by Megaloman March 11, 2008

iron pipe of fuck-nasty

another word for dick; more powerful than the average

1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?

by Al March 13, 2005

Cleaned my tail Pipe

When a girl cleans your butt so good it shines

Tina cleaned my tail pipe so well last night.

by Curtis66 January 30, 2009

Pipe down glue stick

To tell a man with a small penis to calm down.

You’re acting crazy pipe down glue stick

by sexymommytittiefuck November 10, 2019

La Junta Lead Pipe

“A condom, usually filled with Methamphetamines or other home grown narcotics, used as a disciplinary device for when your step wife forgets to bring home sonic for dinner”

“Damn bro, cousin Jane had not one, but two black eyes this morning. Brad must’ve dialed up a La Junta Lead Pipe when she forgot the corn dogs”

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023

give someone a bang on the pipes

A phone call

I'll give someone a bang on the pipes tomorrow at 3 pm and ask them if they can help.

by Beary 🐻 November 8, 2020

Piped out road whore

A person who is completely smoked out of their mind on methanphetimines to the point of witch they start selling their bodies for more meth until the end up homeless ,used up and on the road

Katie the Crestline critter is a piped out road whore

by fokis May 26, 2021