i don't give a fuck

"I don't care."

I don't give a fuck about you.

by Steaver370 May 27, 2004

it won`t hurt a bit...

the terrible lie associating with means of immense pain and agonizing, torturous procedures that doctors, surgeons, nurses, dentists, etc. tell you just to shut you up before they do something you`ll never forgive them for.

ie. "Now, this won`t hurt a bit..."

"LIAR!!"

'It won`t hurt a bit...' my ass.

by riceball-san December 31, 2011

I don't give a shit

When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!

"I went to work and did a half ass job on everything and got fired! I don't give a shit!"

by Seth Martin Dresser October 15, 2018

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee July 12, 2016

I Don't Give a Fuck

Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER

Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..

by SpecklemyFreckle January 2, 2017

Don't judge a book by its cover

Don't judge a book by its cover basically means that you shouldn't judge before you know, you should't judge because 9 times out of 10 the reality is different than you think

Old dude: He has dreads and tattoos, he must be dangerous!
Youngin: Don't judge a book by its cover.

by Anonymousmf123 May 22, 2020

well ain’t that a kick in the head

When something happens that is surprising, or something that makes you reassure or realize something.

Jerald: hey, did you hear that Jim broke up with terry for a nice looking bagel?
John: well ain’t that a kick in the head!

by Enclave••• November 11, 2017