That WinderKat is in the window again!
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“Oh your wankerpoo only eats designer dog food? My golden retrievers eat whatever they can get their mouths around”
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by StarofDavid69 April 20, 2009
Get the Bobbin Winder mug.1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.
2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.
3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.
4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.
3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.
4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom
2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."
3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."
4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."
3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."
4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
by Wallaytism April 26, 2010
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He talked about all the travel he'd done, and all his achievements, but he's just a boneless wanker...
by Zentas November 28, 2010
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(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)
Me: Where is the TV?
My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.
Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
Me: Where is the TV?
My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.
Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011
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Eurobox wankers, are the drivers of any old rubbish made by Vauxhall, Ford, and any of the following:
Almost everything German
Almost anything Spanish
Volvos
Almost anything Italian driven by people who think they are trendy but who have no money or taste.The people who buy this rubbish are nevertheless helping the Ferrari formula 1 team to develop something decent
Something made by Japanese or Korean people,whilst not European,they are very popular with British people who like something that matches their clothes from Zara which they have given a silly name such as the,"Dayglo".This gives it a catchy name to sell it to brain dead people,mostly, but not exclusively women,who spend the entire credit limit of five credit cards on rubbish, highlighting the choice of gearknob or colour coded vanity mirror and matching wheel nuts.This also makes them easy to recall when the accelerator gets stuck in the fast lane of the motorway.
Almost everything German
Almost anything Spanish
Volvos
Almost anything Italian driven by people who think they are trendy but who have no money or taste.The people who buy this rubbish are nevertheless helping the Ferrari formula 1 team to develop something decent
Something made by Japanese or Korean people,whilst not European,they are very popular with British people who like something that matches their clothes from Zara which they have given a silly name such as the,"Dayglo".This gives it a catchy name to sell it to brain dead people,mostly, but not exclusively women,who spend the entire credit limit of five credit cards on rubbish, highlighting the choice of gearknob or colour coded vanity mirror and matching wheel nuts.This also makes them easy to recall when the accelerator gets stuck in the fast lane of the motorway.
by The galloping major October 29, 2011
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