Weed Flinger

One who unknowingly flings the weed.

Hannah knocked the weed across the room. Hannah you weed flinger!

by Dnb1128 May 8, 2016

Weed grandma

Your grandma that doesn't tell your parents that you smoke and is also your dealer

Jim: hey I'm outa weed
Tom: let me call my weed grandma

by Weed grandma July 21, 2017

weed bod

a body that results from smoking weed too much. ie. very limp and weak.

hey man have you seen roger?
yeah man i saw him yesterday he has a weed bod now

by gpiy March 8, 2017

porch weed

A black man with heavy dreadlocks who sits on his porch smoking weed.
Mowen from dead island is a good example of a porch weed

Look at that porch weed over there smokin!

by The grey noble February 10, 2014

Coat Weed

Tiny pieces, flakes or perhaps even buds of Marijuana, which fall out of pipes, bowls, and carelessly closed plastic baggies into the coat pocket during transport.

In civilized countries coat weed can inhabit coat pockets for several weeks during winter season in cold climates. Coat weed can be harvested and smoked during times of need, however it is not recommended that one share this harvest with others (esp. the opposite sex) as you could be mistaken for being desperate to get high, broke or just downright pathetic.

Bob: "Hey Doug you got any weed eh?"

Doug: "Take off! All's I've got's a bowl a' coat weed."

Bob: "Coat weed? Aw that's lame you hoser! Take Off!"

by Macabro81 December 31, 2012

Mid-Weed

Mid-Weed is the type of weed “that does not’’ get you high

Dat Nigga Keith, Be smokin Mid-Weed

by Jah’marion October 5, 2022

dildo weed

A word used when an individual is acting foolish and crude at the same time.

" Did you hear that new kid Brian at lunch today? He's a complete dildo weed!" Or "Don't be such a dildo weed."

by be11is March 21, 2017