Wife

The only thing boomers hate more than young people

Boomer 1: I hate my wife
Boomer 2: And i hate my wife

by n0dini February 26, 2021

Flasher's Wife

Lauren Boebert

Lauren "Qbert" Boebert's husband exposed himself to underage girls in a bowling alley, which makes her The Flasher's Wife

by Uncle Joosie May 12, 2022

Wife-extender

A stepping stool

Chippies might need to invest in a wife-extender as he is into short women that cannot reach the top shelf

by The Tracer March 5, 2025

Rescue Wife

When you marry a woman from a poor country and bring her back to your rich country, such as the United States, thereby rescuing her from poverty and oppression.

She: I'm going to adopt a rescue cat
He: I'm going to marry a rescue wife

by zevg January 30, 2017

Wife

The female that you married

My wife is very nice to me

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.

“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”

by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023

Ganyus_.Wife

Ganyus_.wife is the most epic tik toker out there and I want to marry them

Your dad: Yo who tf is that fine bae that likes Ganyu so much?
Your mom: SHEEEESH that’s my new gf @ganyus_.wife

by Ppfarr May 11, 2021