food camper

the really annoying act of when a person is eating food really slowly, which makes you want to grab the food and shove it up their ass. It can be also done with fluids as the person tends to take a sip of a drink and put it back in the fridge for the next day.

Guy: Hey Fred, wanna go to Mac's?

Fred: Nooom, nooom, nooom....

Guy: Jesus Fred, stop being a food camper!

Fred: Nooom, nooom, nooom....*slap*

by GrapeMan February 23, 2012

food prwn

Hi Def photos of food placed in highly stylized fashion. Commonly, unique foods not typically seen or available in distribution. Mostly for people who do not want to say Food Porn

OH MY GOD!! Oreo-stuffed chocolate chip cookies. I am addicted to food prwn.

by Vegasmaximus November 08, 2011

chexican food

When you get so very lazy that you combine your leftover chinese food and Mexican food as one meal.

I was feeling lazy last night, so I just ate my chexican food.

by Cymriccat June 14, 2013

Food Thot

A guy or girl that is willing to fuck for food food thot

Can u get me some food bae I'll fuck u if u do. Bitch u a food thot . What's that mean nigga . Bitch it mean u only tryna fuck me so I'll get u some food . Food thot

by [e-mail] April 05, 2017

Chinese Food

Also known as cats.

Hey let's order some cat for dinner. Chinese food sounds really good

by Lampshade.2 July 27, 2017

Food mountain

a mountain(s) of food left for a cat when traveling more than three days at a time.

Q:"Are you bringing Chuck to the cat hotel for the holidays while you travel?"

A:"Naw, I am only gone for two days max, so I plan on leaving him a couple of food mountains to hold him over."

by yamothersonion December 11, 2014

Food baby

When you ate so much that you appear to be pregnant.

Person One: Wow, I've eaten a lot of food.
Person Two: I know you have a food baby.
Person One: I know its giant.

by jessicaisabitch November 21, 2011